Toucan Sam And His Nephews. He exhibits the ability to smell Froot Loops from great distances and invariably locates a concealed bowl of the cereal while intoning, "Follow your nose! Toucan Sam and his nephews fix the mirror, and Toucan Sam follows them inside, commenting on the land's wonderful and strange fruit, and takes back the Froot Loops from the Froot Queen.
His favorite saying (or quote) is "I'M READY!" Can toucans talk?
Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now.
Drunk: i just got that girls number man , shes super hot huh. You guessed it: Kellogg's Froot Loops cereal!!! Coming into being in the mid-twentith century in the nestling hold of a bulldozer's mouth and born into much hardship, his mother and father were brutally murdered by Sonny the Cock and his gang of malicious Cuckoos.